Welcome to the Merch Table!

Spring is the time for new things - so I've launched this new Merch page. The month of March brings St. Patrick's Day, and I'm starting out with some items based on The Ballad of Shillelagh O'Toole - the story of Ireland's cruelest pirate, and my favorite pirate song. The artwork features the wonderful pirate character created by British cartoonist and illustrator Nick Gowman.

Blessing of Shillelagh O'Toole "Bedad!" Ceramic Mug
  • Blessing of Shillelagh O'Toole "Bedad!" Ceramic Mug

Color

Size

Range:

In cart Not available Out of stock
$12.95

Available only in March! Add a splash of color to your Irish coffee with this comfy mug featuring Ireland's cruelest pirate, Shillelagh O'Toole, from my original pirate ballad, and a special Irish blessing to safeguard you from pirates:

May the luck o' the Irish and th' blessin's o' good Saint Patrick
lay ye by the heels, dog yer footsteps, and deliver ye from all
PIRATES from this day 'til they bury ye - and after!

... to which O'Toole's gaudy parrot screeches "Bedad!"

It's only available during the month of March - the month of Saint Patrick's Day! More images at the bottom of the page.

• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• White printed with unique O'Toole design
• Cheery yellow, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Read more… close
Lesson of Shillelagh O'Toole "Bedad!" Ceramic Mug
  • Lesson of Shillelagh O'Toole "Bedad!" Ceramic Mug

Color

Size

Range:

In cart Not available Out of stock
$12.95

Available only in March! Add a splash of color to your Irish coffee! This comfy mug features Ireland's cruelest pirate, Shillelagh O'Toole, from my original pirate ballad, and the life lesson it teaches...

SOMEDAY, SOMEWHERE, YOU'LL MEET THE MAN
WHOSE SHILLELAGH IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!

... to which his gaudy parrot reacts with a screech of "Bedad!"

It's only available during the month of March - the month of Saint Patrick's Day! More images at the bottom of the page.
• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• White printed with unique O'Toole design
• Cheery yellow, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Read more… close

SHIPPING & ORDER FULFILLMENT INFO
Prices do not include shipping or taxes/duties applicable in your location. Info is provided during checkout, before you pay for anything.

Orders are fulfilled by printful.com - a manufacture-on-demand merchandise service. COVID-19  is impacting their order fulfillment and shipping times. I've run some test  orders, which all arrived fine, but not fast - Amazon Prime this is not, folks! You might want to check their updates page before you order something.

More merch pics

I'm a prisoner of the way some programmers at my web hosting service decided to show the items above. It's rather lame - I wouldn't buy based on that, and I wouldn't expect you to either.  So I worked up some additional pics to give you a better idea of what you're buying.

COMING IN APRIL:

Spiffy multi-purpose enamel "New Old Sea Songs" mug will be featured for April 2021

Spiffy multi-purpose enamel "New Old Sea Songs" mug will be featured for April 2021