Drowning in insipid Christmas music? Grab this!

'Tis the Season. By mid-December every year (if not sooner) you're no doubt thoroughly sick of hearing the same old same old Christmas songs incessantly flung at your head everywhere you go. Here's salty relief from all that insipid holiday musical drivel!

Salty Sailor Carols

What if those old carols had been composed by salty old sea dogs in days of yore? This medley re-imagines 6 classic Christmas carols as old-time sailors might have sung them (except that these are probably less rude!)

For example, you'll find bit's like...

Away in a Merchantman
No Rest, Ye Scurvy Sailormen
What Ship Be That?
Oh Little Town of Port Royal

Download is open on Bandcamp thru Jan. 9, 2019 - $0.00 or more, your option.
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Heave Me Hearties All

If you are in the mood for something a little less tame with a little more sea salt in it, this original Christmas shanty could be just the ticket relieving that bloated feeling induced by the inane pap the retailers are loosing indiscriminately at this time of year.

Fair Warning for Sensitive Natures
This song contains salty lines such as...

We've got a carpenter on board
But he ain't nothin' like Our Lord
Pickled in gin, he ain't no good
Lyin' in the scuppers sawin' wood

And...

Whenever we get some time ashore
You'll find us drunk with a cozy whore

Stuff you will NOT hear playing in Walmart or Starbuck's.

Download is open on Bandcamp thru Jan. 9, 2019 - $0.00 or more, your option.
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